Mysterious wooden structure causing pre-Olympic jitters
Maybe if the Olympic security detail in Athens spent more time investigating actual threats and less time policing the labels on bottled water, they would have noticed the “giant wooden horse that had been wheeled to within meters of the Olympic stadium.”
Note: in case you were confused about what was satire and what was actually happening, the “giant wooden horse” part was a joke, but the “required to wear their T-shirts inside out” part is the real deal.